As my roommate and I were “tropical plant” shopping we came across some T.U.L.I.P Bulbs, which I had to buy. I must say Tulips aren’t the most beautiful flowers, in my opinion, but they do have the best name. I’ve decided to plant five of them in a pot and name them. Four of the names are going to be Calvin, Edwards, Owen, and Spurgeon. I’m taking suggestions on the fifth, so please give me a name and reason why they are worthy of pot hood.

1. Must be dead
That’s it and that’s all!