Why I am a pre-mil, pre-trib, pre-suppositional, carnal/non-Lordship, duel-natured antinomian, literal-implication, cessationist, zionist, spoof texting, multiple salvations, church “parenthesis” kind of believing “spurious Calvinist”.

Oh…that makes me a Dispensationalist!

 I suggest Gerstner’s “Wrongly Dividing the Word of Truth” on the subject, great book and very funny!

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