November 2006

2 Hilarious things to share:

First, my ten year-old brother informed me that he was joining a band:

Bro: I’m joining a band.

Me: Really! What instrument are you playing?

Bro: The triangle. Actually, the Electric Triangle. [Followed by guitar distortion sounds produced from brother’s mouth, alongside the striking of an “air triangle.”]

Secondly, I’ve been growing a beard. Rather, I’ve attempted a beard for a good 6 weeks or so. Today at work, a coworker (honestly) asked me if I was Amish. Bear in mind that I am a type of software engineer.

I informed her that in my cubicle I have a wooden laptop.

When pressed, I mentioned that I “used to be, but just wasn’t plain enough for them.” We’ll see how far this goes.


Maybe a few of you are entrenched in the NPP battle, using those Holy Ghost Machine Guns for good. Maybe, like me, you hear a bit about it but read and understand only a little. I have been spending some time thinking about Luke 18:9-14 in preparation for a talk. This passage is one of those scary and amazing parables, depending which character you relate with. I also recently listened to a Piper sermon on it (“This man went down to his house justified“) . I find his thoughts on this passage intriguing and directly relevant to NPP.

He also told this parable to some who trusted in themselves that they were righteous, and treated others with contempt: 10 “Two men went up into the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. 11 The Pharisee, standing by himself, prayed thus: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other men, extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. 12 I fast twice a week; I give tithes of all that I get.’ 13 But the tax collector, standing far off, would not even lift up his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, ‘God, be merciful to me, a sinner!’ 14 I tell you, this man went down to his house justified, rather than the other. For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, but the one who humbles himself will be exalted.” Luke 18:9-14 (ESV)

Piper argues that the Pharisee was NOT a Legalist (my previous understanding), because he is thanking God for his own “righteousness” and not seeking to earn favor with God on his own merit. Excerpt:

He is not presented as a legalist—one who tries to earn his salvation. That is not the issue. One thing is the issue: This man was morally upright. He was religiously devout. He believed God had made him so. He gave thanks for it. And that is what he looked to and trusted in for his righteousness before God—for his justification. And he was dead wrong. (emphasis added)

The idea that this man rightfully thanked God for working in his life, looking to God as the means to his right living and yet went home UNJUSTIFIED (verse 14) is fascinating, perplexing, and terrifying. The problem is not that his morality or religion are wrong, but that these works of righteousness are insufficient for salvation and leave him condemned in the Judgement.

This is of coarse the problem with removing the imputation. A problem that Piper clearly explains in the rest of the sermon. No matter how “righteous” you are, how much “good” is in your life even by God’s provision, Justification is on the BASIS OF CHRIST ALONE!

The summary: make sure you bring the right currency to the judgement. I can’t hear this message enough. Just thought you might enjoy reading or listening to it if you have time. I would be interested in any discussion on the implications this Pharisee’s view would have on Christian Living – What does it look like to trust in yourself?


Go watch this video now.  Then go here.

I tend to read alot of news on a variety of subjects, perhaps it is a waste (especially in the case of ridiculous articles) but I want to be culturally relevant in some sense and thus I find lunacy such as this…,2933,228107,00.html?sPage=fnc.foxlife/spears

Did you catch that?  Britney’s divorce is a good business decision AND it will allow her to return to her charitable ways.  Well in that case…it MUST be good.  As long as we can break our vows for the good of humanity we are in the clear, in fact, it may make more sense for us to do so. 

 Very, very, very sad indeed.

After reading this article, I think it could make a great movie based off of the Jaws premise. Just picture the duh dah, duh dah, duh dah, duh dah (speed up after each phrase) then seeing a huge giant sea lion with cute whiskers staring you down as a tasty snack? Ohh the possibilites …

On December 1st Eric Nielsen and I are headed to St. Charles, MO for some Sola Scriptura Action with Dr. James White! Topics to be discussed are the doctrine of “Sola Scriptura” as well as the sufficiency of Scripture in the light of some modern Roman Catholic approaches.

If you are interested in joining us, please contact me (mark dot 5pointers ‘at sign’ gmail dot com) ASAP as we are arranging hotel accomodations and travel times. The details of the seminar can be retrieved here.

Our current plan is to head down Friday, December 1st, during the afternoon. We’ll be coming back in time for Sunday morning worship in Urbana.

Costs are solely: food, shared gas, and shared lodging.

Let me know if you are interested via the comments or my email address!

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